HERE’S SOME MUSIC FOR YOU: While you study for finals. BIGLAW FIRM APPARENTLY VISITED BY GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT: In response, it made Christmas Eve into a paid holiday, and probably expects that to placate the Ghost of Christmas Future. AMAL CLOONEY DOING WORK: Remember, America are the bad guys now. I WISH I COULD …
The Latest In Biglaw Bonus News: Kramer Levin, Hueston Hennigan, Boies Schiller, Mayer Brown, and Fenwick have announced bonuses. Unfortunately, No Bonus News At Greenberg Traurig: But associate retreats are back. Umm… Yay? Woman Taking The Bar Exam Was Videotaped While Taking A Shower: The details of this case are disturbing. Columbia Law And Amal Clooney: …
Which Firms Have Been Slow This Bonus Season: Be sure to hit us up when they finally announce bonuses! Supreme Court In 2018: This is why we can’t have nice things. You Keep Saying “Hatch Act” But I Don’t Know If You Know What Those Words Mean Actually, no, this might be why we don’t have nice …
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WHAT IS A GUNNER? I mean, if you raise your hand to ask that question… IF YOU ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT VOTER FRAUD: You’d care about North Carolina, not voter ID. REMEMBER WHEN HE SAID THIS? Professor embroiled in #MeToo issues had some things to say about #MeToo. HERE ARE THE FIRMS THAT HAVE ANNOUNCED BONUSES: …
LAW PROFESSOR IN TITLE IX INVESTIGATION: Details are still emerging as to the nature of the investigation into IU Law professor Ian Samuel. WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED FROM BONUSES SO FAR: What’s taking so long? PORN PROBLEMS: Biglaw firm gets benchslapped. I AM HERE FOR THIS 1L’S TATTOO: I mean, she even got a mouse …
DUMP DLA: At this point, DLA Piper seems to be counting on the fact that none of its new law students have any place better to go. FAILED LAW SCHOOL GOES OUT ON IMPRESSIVELY MEDIOCRE NOTE: The last class at AZ Summit still did terribly on the bar, but less so than previous iterations. TIM …
Catch Up With The Latest In Bonus News: Sheppard Mullin, Wilkie Farr, and Ropes & Gray announced bonuses. More Biglaw Firms Are Expanding Parental Leave Programs: Check out Fried Frank’s new policy. Got A Cute Holiday Card? Send it to us. Morons Gonna Moron: Joint defense agreement my ass. It’s Been A Banner Day For …
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We Need You, Dear Reader: Especially during bonus season. IP Boutique Raises Salaries: It’s not $190K, but it’s not bad. More Bonus News: Sidley gets in on the action. Jay-Z Is Taking On Diversity In The Legal Industry: I mean you can’t expect lawyers to do it on their own. What Happens If David Boies …
Have A Drink On Above The Law: RSVP to our annual holiday party here. Speaking Of Holiday Cheer: Some RBG gifts to splurge on. Magic Circle Firms Start Bonus Season: Clifford Chance and Freshfields announced bonuses. What’s Really Going On In The Manafort Case? Only Mueller knows. Freshfields Gets Raided… AGAIN: The German tax scandal …
WE ARE A COUNTRY THAT TEAR-GASSES TODDLERS NOW: Trump is now bombing children with pepper spray to make an end-run around the rule of law. IS ROBERT MUELLER GOING TO SAVE US? No. But his report will be lit. SOME BONUS NEWS: Traffic stats tell me that I’m not allowed to tell you which firm …
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