AND IT’S NOT BECAUSE OF THE SNOW: It’s because of this MAGA teen lawsuit. 2,000 PORN CASES IS PROBABLY TOO MANY: You’ll go blind, don’t ya know, and miss a deadline. FIRMS ARE NOT POSTING PICTURES OF THEIR PARTNERS: It helps when your goal is to hide your lack of diversity. PROTECT DEMOCRACY HAS A …
Urgent, Urgent, Emergency We’re in a national emergency and we’ll sum up today’s ATL news in song lyrics. What The Hell Am I Doing Here? I Don’t Belong Here. Justice Thomas summed up in one classic chorus. Aaaah! Freak Out! Time for the bar exam. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Stayin’ Alive But RBG truthers are …
The Hits Just Keep On Coming For MoFo: Now they’re facing a lawsuit over alleged overbilling. How Many Times Has Your Mother Told You — No Depos In The Dining Room! Especially when your family can’t keep quiet. MOAR Law School Memes: For your reading enjoyment. When Law School Acceptances Turn To Rejections: One Dreamer’s …
Well, This Wasn’t Supposed To Make It Into The Final Draft: There’s a big whoopsie in this opinion. Is This Judge Actually Retaliating Against A Lawyer: Yeah, F this guy. Just Because It Is Valentine’s Day Doesn’t Mean The Billable Hours Stop: But how much should you bill for the holiday? When Partners Are The …
WE DID A PODCAST WITH OUR LAWYER OF THE YEAR: Who happens to be Michael Avenatti. I HATE THIS TITLE, BUT IT’S A LEGIT QUESTION: “Should I Marry Someone With Large Student Loans When Mine Are Almost Paid Off?” Freaking shoot me. MOFO RESPONDS: To the big pregnancy discrimination lawsuit against it, not about its …
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Try Not To Scratch As You Read This Story: Courthouse closed down over an attorney’s visible bed bug problem. You, Too, Can Quit Biglaw:Lessons from a quitter. Biglaw Firm Makes Big Changes: After a number of notable departures. Biglaw Partner Files $20 Million Lawsuit: Over an alleged 2015 sexual assault. The Kardashians’ Legal Victory: Remember …
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